A word to a future Porn Star, or not even that

Ms or Mrs Lisa Donovan,

You stupid ass!

I hope you realise that you've just forfeited any future in decent pictures with the acceptance of playing the role of Kate McCann in the most recent farce from the undeniably evil ones.

Couldn't you smell the shit coming out of Clarence's breath a mile away, even with your back to the wind?

Couldn't that little brain of yours ask, just for a moment, why on earth they HAD to get an American gal to play a British one? Did you ever think that Kate is the only thin-lipped, titless blonde woman in the whole of the Isles?

Because of the accent? Well, why then not get an Aussie to play Gerry? And a literal cunt to play Jane?

You know, not even Linda Lovelace, all bruised up, had in any of her interviews, somebody behind her, to check up on any word that she said, and even correcting, live, whatever she had just said. That honor, honey, is yours.

You played the woman, you stood in the room, and you're not entitled to an opinion? As we say in the States, you just got had! Lol

Well, let's suppose that one day you hit the gold pot at the end of the rainbow. You know, that elusive dream of a possibility to a serious role in a serious movie with some chance to walk with the greatest... I can see the producer just looking at your agent's proposal: "What? The b**ch who participated in the scam of the century? You crazy?!? Who else did you propose for roles? Take yourself and the lot of you out of my office! I wanna make money! Dumbass!"

Yeah, the world will not know about you. Well, let's be frank, you've just killed that possibility. The world will remember the documentary though. It's sick to the core. It will stick to you like the plague. Only the plague repulses less.

You know, around about 1935, it was fashionable to work for a gent called Adolf. A decade later it was not only shameful, as it was also a crime. Think about it.

I suggest a future in porn. But then again, the gal who blew our Hugh Grant didn't have much of a future in it, did she?

I forgot, you were hired because you had no tits, wasn't it? Talking about porn... you're f****d, you poor, poor soul.

This post has now been updated, May 8th, 2009:

http://textusa.blogspot.com/2009/05/word-to-very-very-wise-woman.html