Textusa: PLACE A CAPTION, Textusa’s FIRST Online Contest

Sunday, 29 November 2009

PLACE A CAPTION, Textusa’s FIRST Online Contest

For me this picture is where the Infamous Couple is most unfortunate in their portrayal.

Look at their expression. How many adjectives can you find appropriate? So many, I’m sure, as I’m sure also that none benefit the couple.

To add to their misfortune, they hold a piece of paper right in front of them, as if asking please “please erase its insides and place your own caption on it”.

I’m thinking of some myself, and will probably use this picture with them many a time in posts yet unwritten. Do feel free to have a go.

Remember, it’s got to fit in that piece of paper:

17 comments:

jkh29 Nov 2009, 11:19:00
Do we look distraught enough for you now?
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Ironside29 Nov 2009, 14:29:00
Don't waste a call ,just send the cash.
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murat fan29 Nov 2009, 16:38:00
The Pj cannot be arsed to search for our missing daughter.
Amaral is a convicted liar who could not be arsed to look for her.
Bennett just wants to lie about us.

Help find our missing daughter. What would you be like if your child went missing
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Ironside29 Nov 2009, 18:19:00
Murat Fan, you seem to want rather a lot written on this small advert.How about we go back to the beginning and Kate saying . 'I want to help find my daughter'
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Anonymous29 Nov 2009, 18:51:00
How about:

'Pull us to bits and take the piss. You know you want to'.
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jkh29 Nov 2009, 20:15:00
Ironside said :Nov 29, 2009 2:29:00 PM
Don't waste a call ,just send the cash.

In a brown envelope marked Kate and Gerry in Rothley.
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Anonymous29 Nov 2009, 21:31:00
Yes,we can!Yes,we can and you know that ,very well ,since May 2007...
******************************

( nothing against B.O.)

or against week-end also.

Mª.
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Anonymous29 Nov 2009, 22:05:00
"We'd Kill For Another Holiday ..."
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Ironside30 Nov 2009, 13:38:00
'Maddie fogive us, we let you down'
'Prefered to go drinking out on the Town'
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Anonymous30 Nov 2009, 22:43:00
Catch us if you can
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Manfredi12 Dec 2009, 10:56:00
Corrupción política del perú -Gerry- Pederásta y Pedófilo Caso Maddie
El Fraude, Moneda Nacional
En el pais de no me acueeeerdo ,
doy tres pasitos y me pieeeeerdo
se me cae, un billete y lo levanta el juez,
“uy perdon” le digo y contesta “No importa, pase Ud.”
Un campeonato ganado,
otro arbritro comprado,
Un cura que reclama ” Felices los niños”
.. que yo abuse
Y clarin siempre diciendo , La pura Verdad,
que el presidente de turno quiere escuchar
Compren, compren, se venden libertades,
se venden al por mayor , abogados corruptos y fiscales tambien
seis tiros en la cabeza que el dinero no pudo ocultar
hay silencios que son muy caros pero mas caro es el hablar,
algun medio pagara, esta excusiva de verdad
Habilitamos lo que sea por un cafe y algo mas,
digame lo que necesita, cualquier cosa se consigue
el diego, lo podemos conversar
Y hablando de Diego, pobre muchacho
que fraude le hicieron, se parece al electoral ,
por un punto mas de raiting una bebe queda sin hogar ,
es que la TV es tirana y del Monstruo mejor ni hablar
Ya para ir dejando el Verso que es moneda nacional,y los medios informatiiiiic.....voooooos...que no parán de tapár y
sí para nosotros ya tenemos a telefonica que nos mándaaa a reeecargáaáár,aqui todo el múndo a robár, con el mónstruo de góóógle que nos manipulaaaaaaaa
para que nos tápeeeen la voca con sus masters dirigiiiiiendonos sí débemos estár, para que luego llegue él més y a paaaaagar a todos el fraude la moneda nacional ....con el control de google tódos estámos yáááá y los tontos alimééééntar....?quiéééén nóóós quééééda yáááá¿...
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Manfredi11 Jan 2010, 22:57:00
McCann Unravels. "Los MCcánn nó són víctimas són verdúgos"

"ENCUBRIENDO EL MALTRATO INFANTIL ABUSOS SEXUALES Y ASESINATO en primer grado" "UN SPSICÓPATA"
Gerry MCcann es pederásta y no le ímporta que sea niño o niña lo que les interesan a los pederastas es su infáncia. LA JUSTICIA CUMPLE SE REHABRE EL CASO . SOS: EL RESCATE, DE MADELEINE (MCCANN) LA NIÑA “INGLESA” RAPTADA EN (PORTUGAL)
"AQUI HAY TONGO"
Madeleine MCcann el gobierno portugues y ministro de justicia mas fiscal y el juez toman una alternativa para los "Mccann" no hay cadaver no hay juicio.El juicio de "Marta Del Castillo" no hay cadaver pero se hace justicia......................
Madeleine MCcann En la primera anestesia la niña se despertó cuando se encontró al padre abusando de ella fue golpeada salvajemente por el propio padre al darse cuenta que no era bien recibido y volvió a ser anestesiada de hay la sangre de la niña de los golpes recibidos recordando en todo momento que estaba bajo los efectos del alcohol de hay el ataque cardíaco. Cadena perpetua para Un Pederasta y pedofilo Fueron los padres los asesinos mas torturaban a la niña. Los McCann y sus siete amigos cenaban cada noche durante sus vacaciones en Portugal, incluida aquélla en la que desapareció Madeleine, aseguraron que éstos bebían entre 10 y 12 botellas de vino, a las que precedían cervezas y cócteles durante el aperitivo mas lo que tomaban durante las comidas . kate y Gerri de profesión médicos anestesiaban a Madeleine puesto que lloraba 18 horas al día con mucha regularidad porque tenían en casa a su maltratador era ese el motivo de su llanto y se combirtio en un suplicio o martirio para el matrimonio causa del asesinato premeditado en primer grado aquí no podía haber ningún accidente por exceso de anestesia puesto que los dos son médicos .Estos asesinaron a su hija con premeditación .Los Mccann tenían deudas de tres mensualidades de su hipoteca de tres mil euros mensuales y las cuentas al rojo y se tomaron unas vacaciones veraniegas mas 40 días sin pagar nada por sentirse el director del hotel responsable de la desaparición de Madeleine total unas vacaciones a lo grande y todo a costas del asesinato premeditado en primer grado. No hay ningún retrato robot que valga basta, basta, de tanta comedia la falsa del retrato robot inventado por Remenber de Rokley portavoz del gobierno Británico y periodista que costo un millón y medio de Euros que tubieron que pagarles los Mccann por limpiar el nombre. La verdad de Madeleine MCcann pinchar en parte superior "Noticias"
Número de Pedido: 200912004686
Estado: Aberto
Data: 29 Dez 09 20:48
Assunto: [Abuse] > [Portal SAPO] > [Notícias]
Nome: levante.111
Email: levante.111@gmail.com
Prioridade: Informação
Operador
DIRÉ PARA MI PESAR QUE BÚSCO DE ÉSTE MÚNDO LA HÓNRADEZ Y DIRÉ QUE ÉSTE COMUNICÁDO ESTÁ YÁ EN PUBLICACIÓN DE MÁS DE 800 BLOGG DISTRIBUIDO POR LA CIUDAD DE ALGÁRVE Y PORTUAL ES DE HÓNRADEZ LO QUE ESTOY PUBLICÁNDO CON EL BLÓGG MÁS ANTÍGUOS QUE HOS MANDÉ EN SU TIEMPO MUCHAS GENTES SE QUEDARÓN EN PÁRO EN ALGARVE Y PERDIDAS DE TURÍSMOS POR CÚLPA DE LOS MCCANNES ARROGÁNTES PREPOTENTES GENTÚZAS SÍN ESCRÚPULOS AMBICÍOSOS PEDERÁSTA Y ASESÍNO CASO MADELEINE MCCÁNN...SÍ MADELEINE MCCANN ESTÁ VIVA PERO EN NUESTROS CORAZÓNES.PORTUGÁL TERRA DE TRABALLADORES Y EMIGRÁNTES QUE SÓN LOS QUE LA HÁN LEVÁNTADO.Cuando se descubra la verdad se recuperara el turismo y la alegria de algarve recuperacion de empleos y la normalidad con el mundo.Esta la reputacion de portugal en jaque

Los MCcánn sabén esta publicación.

gracias por el buen recibimiento al creador/a de este magnifico blog y a sus visitantes que tengan un gran año llenos de abundáncias
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Ironside12 Jan 2010, 09:41:00
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Madeleine-McCann-Kate-And-Gerry-McCann-Arrive-In-Lisbon-For-Start-Of-Goncalo-Amaral-Libel-Trial/Article/201001215519468?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15519468_Madeleine_McCann%3A_Kate_And_Gerry_McCann_Arrive_In_Lisbon_For_Start_Of_Goncalo_Amaral_Libel_Trial

You can follow the news on line here.

I see the Mccanns now want to Gag all of Amarals witnesses.

Only the guilty would need so much silence.
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Ironside12 Jan 2010, 09:51:00
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242384/Pensioners-dead-home-peak-UKs-Big-Freeze-spark-inquiry-care-failures.html

Hi Tex, just another example of British Justice. This is how the aged are treated in England..I have a thick book of complaints and fights that I will one day publish about the so called carers in the british society..It took six months to get my mother a wheel chair a furthe three months a ramp so that we may use the wheel chair. In the end I went to Ombudsman and only then did they move their Fat Arses.
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ironside12 Jan 2010, 13:47:00
At last ,PJ are allowed to speak about the dogs and their findings and how they the PJ were controlled by the British Police...
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Ironside12 Jan 2010, 13:50:00
:39 jondipaolo: De almeida: Forensic lab technicians from birmingham came to portugal so it is strange concerns were raised about contamination.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 1:39 jondipaolo
1:36 jondipaolo: De almeida: british police kept information about the mcanns to themselves.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 1:36 jondipaolo
1:35 jondipaolo: De almeida: we were controlled by the british police.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 1:35 jondipaolo
1:34 jondipaolo: British police would have found it very difficult to charge the mccanns.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 1:34 jondipaolo
1:11 jondipaolo: A report by the British police stated that one of the sniffer dogs was in a nervous, excitable state, and wanted to get into the room.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 1:11 jondipaolo
1:02 jondipaolo: The animals also found a scent on a piece of cloth in a flat rented by the McCanns after they left the apartment where Madeleine vanished.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 1:02 jondipaolo
12:58 jondipaolo: The dogs detected the traces inside the dining room of the holiday flat and in the car the McCanns were using.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 12:58 jondipaolo
12:56 jondipaolo: One of the dogs used to search the apartment in Praia da Luz identified blood and another identified the smell of a human body.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 12:56 jondipaolo
12:54 jondipaolo: The British police told the Portuguese officers what the capabilities of the sniffer dogs being used in the investigation were.
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Ironside12 Jan 2010, 15:09:00
2:10 jondipaolo: The court is adjourning for lunch. Back at 3pm.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 2:10 jondipaolo
2:09 jondipaolo: The mcanns' lawyer is rebuked for saying de almeida was accused of torturing suspects - he was never charged.
Tuesday January 12, 2010 2:09 jondipaolo
2:05 jondipaolo: The mcanns' lawyer is getting quite worked up in her cross examination of de almeida.

Mccanns lawyer accuses one of Amarals witnesses of torture....

Even if he had been charged of anything ..involving another case with this one is a bad move.
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MESSAGE to NEWCOMERS

This blog believes that concerning the MADDIE McCANN case the following happened:

- Maddie McCann died in the early evening of May 3^rd, 2007, in the Apartment 5A. We believe the death to have been accidental.

- At the time of Maddie's death the Praia da Luz's Ocean Club was hosting a large swinging holiday (which we believe took place in various locations in and around Praia da Luz - from Lagos to Sagres) in which the McCanns and friends were part of among many others.

- After Maddie's death a cover-up of unseen proportions and scope took place not to hide Maddie's death but with the main purpose of hiding the presence of swinging. To achieve that, Maddie's death had to be hidden.

- We don't believe there was any sort of negligence involved in the Maddie affair. We don't believe that T9 dined at Tapas Bar from Sunday to Wednesday. We think that on those nights they left their children with professional nannies - as did other guests - to go dine downtown PdL. On Thursday night they did use Tapas but that was simply part of what was to be "negligence" that was required to allow Maddie to be "abducted."

Luz - THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED

PdL - What a place. Why does anyone holiday there?
It's populated by black heroin addicts, people who rob apartments, gypsies who steal scrap and wood, scruffy moustachioed lurers of children, bogus charity collectors, suspicious street musicians, men lurking near phone booths, glasses man lurking in stairwells, blond men suspiciously lurking outside apartments, soothing couples entering apartments without permission, mysterious gangs of cleaners, men taking photographs of children on beaches... And to top it all, you have to queue for a table booking.
Anonymous 11Nov 2013 12:22:00

Maybe because you can always enjoy an ice-cream in the rain?
And a dip in an icy pool on arrival always attracts a crowd.
Textusa 11Nov 2013 12:28:00

I like the Tapas fragile chairs and tables. They wobble nicely when cutting thick grilled steaks spilling the drinks all about! It's fun for the whole family!
Anonymous 11Nov 2013 13:08:00

And how about the number of men seen carrying little blond girls in the street in the middle of the night?
Anonymous 11Nov 2013 14:04:00

PdL - where families take it in turn to vomit each night, dog packs pursue and bite joggers, guests fall off catamarans, damage tendons playing tennis, have shaving accidents and stagger around apartments bleeding, domestic appliances need repair, shutters jam, baby monitors won't function at restaurants, travel cots can't be assembled.. sounds like THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED.
Anonymous 12 Nov 2013 12:37:00

Comments to the post "Is Kate McCann a Liar?"

PJ's Declaration for Reopening Process:

"Madeleine McCann

As is the case with any situation in which a child goes missing, notwithstanding formal dismissal of the inquiry into her disappearance, and just as has always been publicly stated, the Polícia Judiciária never stopped paying close attention to any and all information that might possibly shed light on the whereabouts of the minor Madeleine McCann, the circumstances surrounding her disappearance and the identity of the perpetrator(s).

It was with this goal in mind that in March 2011 the National Director of the Polícia Judiciária entrusted a team of investigators from the North Directorate with the mission of reassessing, as a whole, the vast amount of information gathered during the inquiry, aimed at identifying data for which a more in-depth investigation might be useful and possible.

The reassessment which took place over the last two years and a half suggested new evidence to have surfaced, which, requiring the investigation to proceed, meets the requirements set out by section 279(1) of the Portuguese Code of Criminal Procedure for reopening of the inquiry.

Accordingly, a request for reopening was made to the Public Prosecutor for the jurisdiction of Portimao, and approval granted by the latter. "

link here

Ross's Poem

A friendly holiday from Hell
Left with so many lies to tell.
Darkness in the Place of Light
Carefully hidden in plain sight.

Of scribbled lists and secret pacts
Of cold black hearts and evil acts.
Of favours called and favours won
Of innocence lost and lives undone.

Unseen powers soon took hold
Ensuring truth would not be told.
The tale of a proud nation traduced
A mockery of the case reduced.

Serpentine words slither and slime
Cynical contortions concealing crime.
Conspiracy's such an easy word
To cow the narcoleptic herd.

If she ever was, she has gone.
Yet still the dance macabre rolls on.

Imagine...

"This says it all, Ms Loach hit the nail on the head!

"Ms Loach replied: “Imagine the public believing that you covered up your child’s death and then sought to make money out of it. They feel shame, humiliation and anguish."

Yes, that's exactly what we, the public, believe, because that's exactly what they did! And, their "shame, humiliation and anguish" are because they know we know!"

Comment posted by Anonymous to Textusa at Sep 16, 2013, 8:36:00 AM on "McCann vs Amaral Libel Trial" post referring to Mockumentary maker Emma Loach's testimony on the 1st day of said trial as one of McCann's defense witness.

Compliments from the Maggots' Lair:

(dcb2):

- “If ever CEOP should have a target it is textusa.”

- “…textusa is hidden unknown entity”

- “I would prefer textusa to be wiped off the internet.”

- “…all the others pale into insignificance when compared to textusa.”

- “I think she should be on the streets and off the internet"

Chinagirl):

- “Disgusting piece of slime.”

(Raptor):

- “Yikes ! That's disgusting.”

(preciousramotswe):

- “You are right. It's a shambolic mess of vitriol and obtuseness. But then they always are. The one that some claimed finally 'proved' who was carrying who during the Smith sighting is a masterpiece of deliberately confused arguments in which labrynthine plots are used to cover how empty the central thesis is”

in Such Nice Compliments!

Conversation from the "Lightless Zone"

sabot:

“Wot Round Table?”

bonnybraes1:

“He/she/it invented a barking mad 'theory' about no-one actually having eaten in the Tapas, because he/she/it couldn't grasp the table arrangements.”

So, because textusa doesn't understand stuff like that, all the Tapas group, the staff, everyone, were lying.

OMG - you don't suppose textusa is actually Gonc, do you?”

sansouci:

“Could be Bonny.

The 'theories' about the table and the watersports are really so far beyond bizarre, that I get the feeling that 'textusa' could actually be 'pisstaka'.”

Insane's IMPORTANT Comments

“…How would any of you idiots like it if your name came into the public domain because you were witness to a crime, and some mad bitch set up a site in which she called you a liar, and claimed you were actually involved in the crime you witnessed? Just ponder on that for a moment”

Aug 28, 2011 9:27:00 AM

“…Where is your sense of shame or decency in accusing innocent witnesses of being involved in covering up the death of a child?

I see no shame or decency on here - just an utter indifference to the rights or feelings of others.

I notice no-one had the balls to answer my question about how you would feel if this was done to you - if you were a witness to a crime and some deranged cow on the internet accused you of being involved. You are all a complete disgrace.”

Aug 28, 2011 1:09:00 PM

FOOT IN THE MOUTH DISEASE

Insane (Nov 14, 2012 11:37:00 PM):

Oh look here - amazing what one can find out by means of a couple of emails to Mark Warner.

You are toast, lady. Finished.

I am going to enjoy this more than is actually decent.

Textusa (Nov 15, 2012 8:50:00 AM):

Well it seems that you're quite privy with the Ocean Club aren't you?

Them giving YOU the information about their own mails?

And you threatening us based on information that YOU apparently got from the Ocean Club.

That's really interesting, isn't it?

Insane (Nov 15, 2012 10:47:00 PM):

One thing I really like about Mark Warner is how helpful their staff are. Really go the extra mile for someone needing information. IYKWIM

Textusa (Nov 16, 2012 11:17:00 AM):

Thank you for confirming that Mark Warner Staff are supplying YOU with information pertaining the Maddie Affair.

By all means, enjoy your reading!

comments in Swan Lake - Act 3

For those not familiar with the acronym IYKWIM it means If You Know What I Mean.

Confirmation of the above said:

"As for your remarks about childcare and Mark Warner - well, as you know, I have a Mark Warner contact. I feel it's only right that they should know about the malicious falsehoods you are spreading."

comment in Truth as Clue

Insane's Moment of Rare Beauty

“It would be more suspicious if every account tallied. Police expect to find contradictions, don't tell me you did not know this?” (Nov 22, 2012 3:38:00 PM), when providing an opinion on contradictions from various statements in the PJ Files.

“I don't give a rat's arse about the statements which tally too closely - of course some of them tally too closely, there is an in depth analysis of them on my blog, the one you are not invited to.” (Nov 22, 2012 4:08:00 PM), when, exactly 30 minutes later, provides an opposite opinion, in this case about the fact that some of Tapas' Staff's statements tally too closely.

Insane's Proposal for a New Legal Disclaimer

Textusa's new disclaimer. Please ignore all previous versions

''This blog expresses exclusively the exchange of ideas and opinions between people who have sniffed WAY too many solvents, and the imaginary people who live at the bottom of their garden, and so is not responsible for the enormous fines, possible imprisonment, or lifelong incarceration in a mental hospital which may result from it's content, as although it is on the interclickyweb, it is of a private nature, accompanied only by the voices in their heads, very much like any other conversation which takes place in a psychiatric ward between people rocking backwards and forwards in their seat and eating the wallcoverings, where FREEDOM OF SPEECH is exercised in the half hour per day of free association which the inmates are allowed.''

Comment NOT published but submitted on Aug 22, 2011 10:17:00 PM

INSANE'S BLOG

We waited so long for the link...

A possible explanation for the wait: "As I have made perfectly clear, you and your sort will never have access to my blog. We are particular about who we invite, and would not include screaming harpies and riff-faff like yourself." unpublished comment from Insane at Nov 23, 2012 10:55:00 AM

Then, a glimmer of hope? “Publishing elsewhere the posts Textusa refuses to publish is also appropriate - and also gives you fools a chance to read what she withholds from you, knowing that you would desert her if you were aware of how much trouble she leads you into.” (Nov 29, 2012 12:40:00 PM)

No, it wasn’t to be so… :“For the last time, you will never be provided with a link for my blog - you are not welcome there and will never be given access” (Nov 29, 2012 1:38:00 PM)